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What I imagine every time I get an email from my manager... (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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but what if...I were to generate the e-mail using copilot and pass it off as my own writing... Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
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[–] 23 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Boss: “You say this email was written by you despite the fact it obviously contains em dashes.”

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Seymour: I just learned about them -- they're fantastic!
    Boss: It's addressed, "Dear Super Nintendo Chalmers".

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    Seymour: ...I uh...well...you see, that...excuse me.

    [Seymour goes into office as smoke billows outwards. Then immediately returns.]

    Seymour: Well that was a beautiful business meeting. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

    Chalmers: Yes, I really should be go-GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

    Seymour: Norman Rockwell painting another one of his pieces of classic Americana.

    Chalmers: Norman Rockwell?! Deceased famed illustrator Norman Rockwell? Painting poorly articulated nineteen fingered hands!? Portrayed in nonsensical spacial perspective!? With seventeen different light sources coming from impossible angles!?

    Seymour: Yes.

    Chalmers: May I see him?

    Seymour: ..No.

    Agnes: Seymour! Midjourney is generating AI images again!

    Seymour: No mother, that's just a famous illustrator creating his masterpieces.

    Charmers: Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you write a professional sounding email.

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