In the event of an imminent nuclear apocalypse, we suspect that many people who have access to private jets will immediately take to the skies and escape city centers. This site tracks this indicator in realtime. The current emergency level is reported on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being an indicator of a likely imminent apocalypse.

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[–] 33 points 6 months ago* (5 children)

Why would the private jet owners know precisely when the imminent apocalypse is about to happen? 🤔

Unless of course… the apocalypse is coming from inside the house! Ahhhhh!

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    They have access to insider information allowing them to capitalize on pointless wars on polymarket. You think they won't have more warning than the rest of us?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Polymarket accepts bottle caps for predictions now?

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