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[–] 63 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Does anyone think there is a PornHub market for a fully dressed old lady who paints Warhammer?

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago

    Just get a banger microphone and whisper while you paint. Throw in some sexual ennuendos here and there.

    "Oh stay still like a good little boy while I get you ready."

    "Hmm you're all wet here (with paint). Not sure if it's ready for more."

    👀🤣

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