▲ 62 ▼ Dad Jokes 2.0 (lemmy.today) submitted 6 months ago by twettledumb@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world 5 comments fedilink hide all child comments Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the Ball. why do Cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children) I love this one. Hippity hoppity, it's now my property. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 14 points 6 months ago There's an old joke that uses this premise. President Bush was briefed on the war this morning. He was told that 3 Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from the President's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a Brazilian?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 14 points 6 months ago There's an old joke that uses this premise. President Bush was briefed on the war this morning. He was told that 3 Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from the President's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a Brazilian?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 14 points 6 months ago There's an old joke that uses this premise. President Bush was briefed on the war this morning. He was told that 3 Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from the President's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a Brazilian?" permalink fedilink source parent