I'm a big fan of weaponizing hotel reviews. I review almost every hotel room I stay in, and I'm brutally honest. I say what I like, but I also say what I don't like. I'm not picky, I only expect a comfortable bed, a clean room, a clean operational bathroom, and an operational TV. If any of those are off, it's a problem, and it's going into the review.

It's surprising how many motels don't have operational TVs any more. I recently had a run of three motels in a row with non-working TVs.

I expect the bare minimum, that's all. Fuck up the bare minimum, and I'm going to savage you.