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[+] 32 points 6 months ago (8 children)
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    That day my kid learned code for “danger, leave calmly, leave now”.

    Definitely important. My wife and I have a code word for GTFO as well, from some torturous experiences with THAT part of the family.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Do you have a fear of dogs? Have you not ever had a pet dog? Crotch sniffing is pretty normal for them jizz or not. It's not even the most embarrassing ' normal dog ' thing they do.

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  • [+] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] -4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    Yeah but then you know crotch sniffing isn’t aggressive and yet you got so fixated on it as part of the story about the dog and felt the need to talk about jizz (like wtf dude) like that’s what makes a dog aggressive. All that does is tell the dog your gender. So I’m not really convinced you know much about dogs and what is an aggressive dog trait. While it’s Possible a dog might be protective of a female around male, the story you’re running with still sounds like you’re just covering you have a fear of dogs. Which is fine. And I can understand a fear of dogs. But you clearly don’t understand dogs. That’s where you lost me. You should have just stuck with you have a fear of dogs. Even the woman would have understood that. Leave the jizz out of the story next time . That was just fuckin weird and unnecessary. And Maybe just wash yourself more often.

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