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[–] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

In the mines they make everyone stand in a circle every morning and take turns each day giving stretches for us all to do

I would rather say look at all them chickens

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Wait, you have to think of stretches? Damn. That's cold. If you think of a bad stretch, everyone can blame you. I'd totally invent a stretch-picking device, to divert blame to the gnomes.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    If you pick a bad stretch they do.

    A good one is active stretches like high knees or deep equates etc since a lot of the machine operator's are very over weight and complain about it being to hard.

    As a mechanic and 90 percent of the machine faults are operators doing dumb shit its my way of getting back at them

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