It took you over three days to come up with "baiting twat"? Or, were you waiting for permission from someone before using the word "twat"?

And before you type up yet another stupid comment (like, "I haven't been on here in days"), you do realize that we can see your post history and that you've been on here commenting every single day since, right? Or, maybe you'll say that you're just as good at noticing and utilizing the Reply option under each comment as you are at noticing that you have a notification that someone replied to a comment you made.

Whatever your malfunction is, I'm sad that I've hurt your feelings and made you use the word twat.