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Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations (futurism.com)

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You’re right, and I was just joking. Enjoy tomatoes double-hard for me! They used to be my favorite, until they turned on me.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I will eat a whole fresh one right now with some Tony C's

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[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Found the Louisianian

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 point 6 months ago

A little north, but very close. Good job sleuth.

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