▲ 459 ▼ Fixing her (feddit.dk) submitted 6 months ago by stenAanden@feddit.dk to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 91 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] youcantreadthis 26 points 6 months ago (5 children) What needs fixing? Why was she caught? permalink fedilink source hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] hayvan@piefed.world 40 points 6 months ago (2 children) She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago "Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy." 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣.. permalink fedilink source parent [–] youcantreadthis 3 points 6 months ago Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much. permalink fedilink source parent [–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) From the news article someone linked: The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte. She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices "Gorda Sicaria" or "Fat Hitwoman" and a man called "Leopoldo" on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him. Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] youcantreadthis 4 points 6 months ago So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hayvan@piefed.world 40 points 6 months ago (2 children) She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago "Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy." 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣.. permalink fedilink source parent [–] youcantreadthis 3 points 6 months ago Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago "Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy." 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣.. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] youcantreadthis 3 points 6 months ago Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) From the news article someone linked: The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte. She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices "Gorda Sicaria" or "Fat Hitwoman" and a man called "Leopoldo" on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him. Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] youcantreadthis 4 points 6 months ago So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] youcantreadthis 4 points 6 months ago So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her! permalink fedilink source parent
