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[–] 5 points 6 months ago

I favor the conspiracy theory where the Artemis II mission went to visit the lizard people on their lunar complex.

Very important stuff, you see. The lizards own our souls, and keep us imprisoned on Earth, so Trump sent the team to the Moon to strike a new deal with the lizards.

Which reminds me. I wonder when Trump will launch an invasion of the Moon and claim our souls for himself?

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