Lutheran private school: You will always be absolved of your sins when you ask forgiveness!

3rd grade me: What if I wait until I'm on my deathbed?

Lutheran private school: even then.

3rd grade me: What if I do horrible things my whole life and just repent at the end?

Lutheran private school: teacher shifts uncomfortably you'd really have to mean it and then what happens if you're in an accident and don't have time?

3rd grade me: quick math meme running through my head