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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

If you spark the joint, turn to page 69.

If you let the Dragon spark the joint, turn to page 169.

If you let the dragon use its flame breath to spark the joint while you hold it, turn to page 420.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I turn to page 420

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

The dragon was unable to focus it flame, and you have been burnt to death! The dragon however got a nice blaze on, and had a tasty treat.

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago*

--jim benton shots comics

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

turn my page please

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