These glasses help me perceive my own face in a mirror, since my fusiform gyrus is basically shot. Similar to my cane, they are a medical aid that improves the quality of my life. By latching on to the dip in the top of the right lens, I can extrapolate the rest of my face from there, and do things like shave, and simple foundation.

God forbid I ever do eye makeup with this brain, I’d prolly give Picasso a boner.