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[–] 10 points 7 months ago (9 children)

I guess he’s “rich”, but does he really get to do anything you would want to do if you were rich? Like maybe casinos and hookers and yachts and nice cars? Or just general gluttonous stuff. And he still has to walk around in those stupid robes all the time, so it’s not helping his drip any. Italy would be the place to buy some nice suits too. His car fuckin sucks.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (7 children)

    but does he really get to do anything you would want to do if you were rich

    How familiar are you with the history of popes and their lifestyles? He gets to do things you and I couldn't even imagine.

    Because we're not evil enough.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I would guess popes from a long time ago could get away with a lot of shit. With the advent of mass media I’d assume he has to avoid scandal. So maybe he gets to do some fun shit behind closed doors. But he still has to wear those stupid robes and ride around in that hoopty ass car in public.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    i've never tried to annihilate anything though. i'd really like to try to annihilate a pope. does that make me an antipope?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (3 children)

    No. But nothing's stopping you from getting a robe an a pope hat, publicly declaring yourself the true legitimate pope, and trying to move the thrown of St. Peter to Minneapolis.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    we've already had an emperor of these united states and i'd just be an imitation. i'm more creative than that.

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