[off topic]

Someone please give Peter this book

"The Eighth Dwarf" by Ross Thomas. A 3" 6' nobleman who became a Hollywood gigolo after stealing $50,000 from the British Secret Service recruits an ex-OSS hotshot to travel to 1946 Germany in search of the world's greatest assassin.

That's the first chapter.

https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-eighth-dwarf-ross-thomas/94ef52601840050f