▲ 367 ▼ Local hospital wants to make it really sure nobody is taking the shortcut to the morgue in the basement... (discuss.tchncs.de) submitted 7 months ago by Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de to c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world 50 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (14 children) This seems awfully not stretchy... permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 33 points 7 months ago (10 children) It's not a safety net, it's a sieve permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 21 points 7 months ago (1 child) Judging by the size of the holes it’s a filter for newborns. SpoilerI’m definitely going to hell for that one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago [The Price Is Right music, excited contestent] Let's play Plinko! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (6 children) With one every floor and that sharp angle, I was thinking more cheese grater. No time to get the velocity to go through it but enough momentum to slide across it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (5 children) If you jump the railing, you're at the lowest part of the slope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago (4 children) Wouldn't that depend on which railing you jumped. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (3 children) No. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Every railing except the stairs is the bottom of a slope, the stairs are the side. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to persist in my childish back and forth games but apparently I've been betrayed by my early morning attention to detail permalink fedilink source parent [–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago NSFW? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Tw4JhzORM permalink fedilink source parent [–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de [S] 9 points 7 months ago Maximum drop distance at any point is less than 2m. You will survive... permalink fedilink source parent [–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 7 months ago (1 child) but that's not the point, the point is to show any potentially-suicidal person that jumping will not kill them, so they won't even bother to jump permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago That's an interesting take. I had not considered that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 33 points 7 months ago (10 children) It's not a safety net, it's a sieve permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 21 points 7 months ago (1 child) Judging by the size of the holes it’s a filter for newborns. SpoilerI’m definitely going to hell for that one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago [The Price Is Right music, excited contestent] Let's play Plinko! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (6 children) With one every floor and that sharp angle, I was thinking more cheese grater. No time to get the velocity to go through it but enough momentum to slide across it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (5 children) If you jump the railing, you're at the lowest part of the slope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago (4 children) Wouldn't that depend on which railing you jumped. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (3 children) No. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Every railing except the stairs is the bottom of a slope, the stairs are the side. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to persist in my childish back and forth games but apparently I've been betrayed by my early morning attention to detail permalink fedilink source parent [–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago NSFW? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Tw4JhzORM permalink fedilink source parent
[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 21 points 7 months ago (1 child) Judging by the size of the holes it’s a filter for newborns. SpoilerI’m definitely going to hell for that one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago [The Price Is Right music, excited contestent] Let's play Plinko! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago [The Price Is Right music, excited contestent] Let's play Plinko! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (6 children) With one every floor and that sharp angle, I was thinking more cheese grater. No time to get the velocity to go through it but enough momentum to slide across it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (5 children) If you jump the railing, you're at the lowest part of the slope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago (4 children) Wouldn't that depend on which railing you jumped. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (3 children) No. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Every railing except the stairs is the bottom of a slope, the stairs are the side. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to persist in my childish back and forth games but apparently I've been betrayed by my early morning attention to detail permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (5 children) If you jump the railing, you're at the lowest part of the slope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago (4 children) Wouldn't that depend on which railing you jumped. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (3 children) No. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Every railing except the stairs is the bottom of a slope, the stairs are the side. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to persist in my childish back and forth games but apparently I've been betrayed by my early morning attention to detail permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago (4 children) Wouldn't that depend on which railing you jumped. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (3 children) No. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Every railing except the stairs is the bottom of a slope, the stairs are the side. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to persist in my childish back and forth games but apparently I've been betrayed by my early morning attention to detail permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (3 children) No. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Every railing except the stairs is the bottom of a slope, the stairs are the side. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to persist in my childish back and forth games but apparently I've been betrayed by my early morning attention to detail permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Every railing except the stairs is the bottom of a slope, the stairs are the side. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to persist in my childish back and forth games but apparently I've been betrayed by my early morning attention to detail permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Every railing except the stairs is the bottom of a slope, the stairs are the side. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to persist in my childish back and forth games but apparently I've been betrayed by my early morning attention to detail permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to persist in my childish back and forth games but apparently I've been betrayed by my early morning attention to detail permalink fedilink source parent
[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago NSFW? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Tw4JhzORM permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de [S] 9 points 7 months ago Maximum drop distance at any point is less than 2m. You will survive... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 7 months ago (1 child) but that's not the point, the point is to show any potentially-suicidal person that jumping will not kill them, so they won't even bother to jump permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago That's an interesting take. I had not considered that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago That's an interesting take. I had not considered that. permalink fedilink source parent