She looks like Kermit, sitting on a wall back in the day and about to drop some clarifying truth about the universe. ✨🥰

Hey! You! Human. You will know: I have licked now my rectum clean on this couch for the 3,742nd time, and (unlike every other time when I blotted it dry by sitting on every surface I could find) ... I'm taking it to your super-comfy, pleasantly cool, freshly laundered pillowcase this time. Because, you're special to me.