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Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability (infosec.exchange)

submitted 7 months ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Of all things, how does core functionality NOT have 4 nines???

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[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Look on the bright side, it's only 3,5 days of downtime a year.

https://uptime.is/98.98

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