Did you look at those buns?

If you were French, you'd know.

I want to slap those buns. I want to lick those buns.

I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of pastry I understand 
to be embraced within ... ["hard-core paneography"], and perhaps I could never 
succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I mean come on, just look at it and tell me 
you don't want to take a bite outta that sweet loaf.

 - Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart, Profiteroles v. Ohio

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