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Alt Text: Panel 1: Three disciples and Jesus stand outside a closed tavern at night. One disciple says, "Oh man, the tavern's closed." Panel 2: The other disciple sighs and says, "Aww, too bad. I was really in the mood for a drink." Jesus looks thoughtful. Panel 3: The disciples watch Jesus expectantly. Panel 4: Jesus puts on a blood-drawing cuff and prepares to prick his arm with a needle, saying, "Sigh... Fine."

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[–] 17 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I mean, he could've just turned water into wine, just sayin'... And doesn't wine transubstantiate into His blood, and not vice versa? There's also a chance that I might be taking all this way too seriously.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    Honestly it all depends on how you view his superpowers.

    The only time he ever turns water into wine was when he annoying mother kept bothering him about a lack of wine and the servants were the ones who filled the stone water jars...

    Maybe the power doesnt work without the nagging of a woman or the work of slaves??

    The Bible is remarkably lax in its descriptions of his powers... They couldve learned a thing or two from Marvel.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Honestly, I believe you're taking this even more seriously than I do.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Ive had this discussion before so I've had time to think about it.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    That is his thing, but the joke here is that his blood is also often represented as wine / grape juice. The unexpectedness of it is where the humor of this specific strip comes from.

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