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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (8 children)

On the other hand, nobody would confuse Trump with Mr. America...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    President Trump has ordered the White House host a UFC match.

    If Trump wasn't Mr. America before, he is now.

    It's the dream that we all share. It's the hope for tomorrow. (Fuck yeah!)

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yep. Gladiator games. Panem at Circensis. Considering that we are dealing with Trump, the "Panem" part will be delivered by McDonalds.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I had previously thought if he wanted to show he was worthy of being God Emperor, he could nationalize event distribution of Football (or some other favorite sport), and create a universal food program, and then a lot of Americans would have cause to be chanting his name.

    But the insipid and the apathetic run thick as London fog in the White House.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)