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[+] 19 points 7 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    “Whoa, they have grilling???”

    “Yes, they grill your soul over a pit of pulsing, miasmic ichor. It slowly strips you of even the concept of sanity through sheer agony.”

    “I can only imagine the BTUs in grilling heaven, wow!”

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    The grill is heated by GPUs. Proper soul cooking requires a short bit of searing and then each side gets a good, long cook.

    You know they did a good job when the heat sink fins leave those nice, crisp brown lines.

    All to keep the data centers that render reality humming along!

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