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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago (3 children)

Jesus fucking Christ man, not everyone's use cases are your use cases. Get some real world experience. If you don't know the kinda shit you have to actually do, it's easy, but sometimes the show's just gotta go on

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, and not adapting accumulates the kind of tech debt that pays my bills when I have to come clean up. If everyone was doing their job I would be in a different like of work, a less profitable one for sure.

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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

Good for you babes, but I wouldn't trust you to wipe your arse if you can't even keep data consistent

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago

Of course data is kept consistent, that's ACID.

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