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I'll see myself out (media.piefed.social)

submitted 7 months ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

Good for you babes, but I wouldn't trust you to wipe your arse if you can't even keep data consistent

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago

Of course data is kept consistent, that's ACID.

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