Lost_My_Mind comments on My grandma has a 22 year old block of cheese

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (5 children)

He found tartar sauce that could vote

Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 53 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It doesn't have sentience, it votes Republican

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

God dammit. That explains a lot! Ok guys! Stop producing cheese! It's our only hope!

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Start producing smarter cheese. Give it two cells, it may vote independent.

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Sharper cheese has more taste than any Republican I’ve met.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago

and culture!

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