Bad news, I don't think it's mild cheddar anymore

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[–] 29 points 7 months ago (7 children)

When a friend's parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    He found tartar sauce that could vote

    Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.

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  • [–] 53 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    It doesn't have sentience, it votes Republican

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    God dammit. That explains a lot! Ok guys! Stop producing cheese! It's our only hope!

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