▲ 674 ▼ What's your Dad Score? (lemmy.world) submitted 7 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world 142 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (7 children) Does "look, cows" count? permalink fedilink source hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (4 children) Yes, but the real dad thing is to say that when you see horses, and say "look, horses" when there are cows. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world [S] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children) One time I saw horses and got really excited but forgot the word for them so I excitedly yelled “PUPPIES!” My family never let me live that down. It’s been over 5 years now, and they still tease me by saying “look, Mom, puppies!” while pointing at horses. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) This is a great story coming from the person that runs most animal communities on Lemmy lmao permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 7 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] 5too@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* I was trying to cajole my oldest into accompanying me to brush his teeth or something, and tried to say two things at once: "C'mon, my bud!" and "C'mon, my chum!" (I'm a firm believer that using unusual language helps them develop. And it's fun!) Unfortunately, saying them both came out as "C'mon, my bum!" He was three, and still remembers it... permalink fedilink source parent [–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 7 months ago* "Hey!" And pointing when you see hay bales is good too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] perishthethought@piefed.social 3 points 7 months ago Does making neigh or moo sounds count? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (4 children) Yes, but the real dad thing is to say that when you see horses, and say "look, horses" when there are cows. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world [S] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children) One time I saw horses and got really excited but forgot the word for them so I excitedly yelled “PUPPIES!” My family never let me live that down. It’s been over 5 years now, and they still tease me by saying “look, Mom, puppies!” while pointing at horses. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) This is a great story coming from the person that runs most animal communities on Lemmy lmao permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 7 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] 5too@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* I was trying to cajole my oldest into accompanying me to brush his teeth or something, and tried to say two things at once: "C'mon, my bud!" and "C'mon, my chum!" (I'm a firm believer that using unusual language helps them develop. And it's fun!) Unfortunately, saying them both came out as "C'mon, my bum!" He was three, and still remembers it... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world [S] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children) One time I saw horses and got really excited but forgot the word for them so I excitedly yelled “PUPPIES!” My family never let me live that down. It’s been over 5 years now, and they still tease me by saying “look, Mom, puppies!” while pointing at horses. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) This is a great story coming from the person that runs most animal communities on Lemmy lmao permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 7 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] 5too@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* I was trying to cajole my oldest into accompanying me to brush his teeth or something, and tried to say two things at once: "C'mon, my bud!" and "C'mon, my chum!" (I'm a firm believer that using unusual language helps them develop. And it's fun!) Unfortunately, saying them both came out as "C'mon, my bum!" He was three, and still remembers it... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) This is a great story coming from the person that runs most animal communities on Lemmy lmao permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 7 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 5too@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* I was trying to cajole my oldest into accompanying me to brush his teeth or something, and tried to say two things at once: "C'mon, my bud!" and "C'mon, my chum!" (I'm a firm believer that using unusual language helps them develop. And it's fun!) Unfortunately, saying them both came out as "C'mon, my bum!" He was three, and still remembers it... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 7 months ago* "Hey!" And pointing when you see hay bales is good too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 3 points 7 months ago Does making neigh or moo sounds count? permalink fedilink source parent
