They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.

That's because that's an everyone thing, not just dads. I have done this since I was old enough to hold them.

And don't forget the requirement to pull the button two to three times immediately after picking up a power drill.

I have the other 2. Combined we can make a whole dad

I thought about this recently and it does make sense. You've gotta test the spring so you can use the right amount of force