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[Microblog] Good morning (fedia.io)
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Good morning. ☕🦆😲

5 July 2025

Do you remember when fresh coffee came in vacuum-sealed cans that had to be opened with a can opener? Those quietly disappeared, didn’t they?

This morning, I made a mistake so embarrassing, the cultured elite would be well within their rights to scoff. I reached for what I thought was a bag of coffee beans, only to discover—gasp—it was pre-ground French roast.

Now, the French roast isn’t the issue. But pre-ground? That’s a betrayal of everything my Coffee-Snob persona stands for.

If I were to mingle among people—not that I will—I wouldn’t be able to meet a single gaze. My coffee grinder sits in silent judgment.

It is a sad morning. This misstep will set my credibility back weeks.

Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better." — Justina Chen

"I judge people by their coffee order. And yes, I’m judging you." — Anonymous Coffee Snob

#morning #coffee #ducks #photo #photography #wildlife #nature #blackandwhite #silhouettes

Twilight Drifters "The image is a serene black-and-white silhouette of five ducks gliding across the still surface of a lake during what appears to be evening twilight. The lighting is low, casting the ducks entirely in shadow—sleek outlines against the shimmering water. Each bird is spaced with quiet grace, creating a gentle rhythm across the composition. The lake’s surface subtly mirrors their dark forms, broken only by faint ripples trailing behind them like silent whispers. There's a sense of hush, of time paused, as the soft light kisses the water but never reveals its source. The entire scene feels hushed and contemplative—evocative of closing chapters or silent companionship at the end of a long day." - Copilot
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[–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

@matera@mastodon.sdf.org

I usually order coffee bean online from Sam's Club, but the "checking the label" advice is still valid. There was a time when I would just set it aside, but I'm going to use it. How bad can it be. I just won't tell anybody. Oops. 🤣

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    @Swede1952@universeodon.com I wouldn't tell anybody I ordered from ... that. 😬 🤢 🤮

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

    @matera@mastodon.sdf.org

    Yeah, there’s that too. But honestly, their beans aren’t bad—there are a few decent brands to choose from. I usually go with Maker’s Mark or Starbucks. I mean, I used to be one of those coffee snobs who swore by small-batch beans from obscure roasters. But after enough taste tests, I realized the difference wasn’t earth-shattering. I can spend $25 for two pounds… or $25 for five. Sure, I brace myself for judgment from fellow caffeine purists—but let’s be honest, I’ve been that guy too. 😂

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