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Don't you understand? (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.
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[–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I don't subscribe to tracking how long something has been worn. I wear the same shorts or jeans for days in summer and months in winter

I judge them on whether they still look and smell good

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    My eyes are not that reliable my glasses are so full of smudge and i'm used enough to peering through smudge that like, i had to get a vevor brand electrified hypersonic desmudger and it can't even keep up and i have the tinnitus so i'm not sure i trust my nose anyways i try to only have one pair of jeans in use and the problem was really that my wife was not asking me before tossing my jeans in the wash. we found a different place for me to hang my jeans than the laundry basket and i can still use her eyes (they are not so full of smudge and she does not have the tinnitus)

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