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[–] 126 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I was lucky to find one woman that is willing to hang out with me for life. No fucking way I'd think I could trick a second one into not realizing I'm a strong 3.5 on a good day from a great distance and while not wearing their glasses.

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  • [–] 61 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Even if I did, I don't think I've got the physical or mental ability to disappoint two women at once!!

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I must be a modern Hercules. I disappoint every woman who's gotten to know me.

    Like that time that I spent two days cleaning and completely rearranging the bedroom while my wife was out of town, and then accidentally slept through all of her phone calls and texts that she landed and was waiting for me at the airport. And then she told my mom and sisters at the next family gathering, as she had every right to do.

    Anyway, 4 women across two families and two generations. All in one well-intentioned fuck-up. They weren't mad, just disappointed...

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