Right!? That guy.
Omg.
So the ender books. I had the audio book versions. I used to have a job where I could listen to books all day, so I did. And I can't recall which book of his this was , it might have been Ender.but at the end there was an audio message from him. And I'll summarize the main points.
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You may have noticed that I (orson) voiced one of the characters in this audio book. That's because I have a wonderful voice and the producers begged me to do it. Everyone knows I have an exceptional voice and way of speaking. I'm really just very good. (On and on he goes)
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My ex wife is a bitch and so is her new effeminate husband. She never believed in me. She always held me back. Did I mention she's a bitch ? (Honestly like 5 minutes of pure bashing on his ex. Maybe more).
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I'll never agree to have ender made into a movie because the producers keep wanting to give ender a love interest.