Good morning. ☕🦆😲

5 July 2025

Do you remember when fresh coffee came in vacuum-sealed cans that had to be opened with a can opener? Those quietly disappeared, didn’t they?

This morning, I made a mistake so embarrassing, the cultured elite would be well within their rights to scoff. I reached for what I thought was a bag of coffee beans, only to discover—gasp—it was pre-ground French roast.

Now, the French roast isn’t the issue. But pre-ground? That’s a betrayal of everything my Coffee-Snob persona stands for.

If I were to mingle among people—not that I will—I wouldn’t be able to meet a single gaze. My coffee grinder sits in silent judgment.

It is a sad morning. This misstep will set my credibility back weeks.

Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better." — Justina Chen

"I judge people by their coffee order. And yes, I’m judging you." — Anonymous Coffee Snob

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