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Seriously, just stop (or use Linux) (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Picture of text written in Notepad: STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD. TEXT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN UNORDERED LISTS. YEARS OF DEFAULT APP yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR BASIC FORMATTING OPTIONS. Wanted to format anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "WORDPAD". "Yes please give me LINKS in my file. Please give me HEADERS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged. LOOK at what Microsoft has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the programming language & technology we built for them (This is REAL Notepad, made by REAL Microsoft): ??????? ?????? ???????? "Hello I would like TABLES in a future update" They have played us for absolute fools
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[–] 30 points 7 months ago (7 children)

If for some reason you're stuck on windows, might I recommend notepad++ ?

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    But also beware as notepad++ has had a security breach recently.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    So has everything.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    A text editor shouldn't be having security breaches.

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