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[–] 39 points 7 months ago (1 child)

You: Buys candy bar.

Membership Card Issuer: "Sorry, but we're not going to pay for your candy bar. You should have asked us before you bought it."

You: "Why?? I was starving so it was necessary."

Membership Card Issuer: "Nope. Still should had asked first."

Next time rolls around...

You: "Hey, can I buy a candy bar? I'm really hungry but I remember you told me to ask first."

Membership Card Issuer: "Hmmmm... nope. Sorry."

You: "WTF. Why?"

Membership Card Issuer: "You don't need it."

You: "Uh, yeah. I do need it. I'm starving!"

Membership Card Issuer: "You're fine. You should walk it off. That will be $20,000."

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