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[–] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Come fucking kill me then. Take my boring office job.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    We'll collaborate to fake your death since you're being generous and thus you've endeared yourself to me. Is there any chance I could just pretend to be you?

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