And say: "seeeee? Capitalism actually naturally breeds conservationism. Without the monetary incentive all trees would have naturally (and through no fault of our own) died out. This is why socialism doesn't work.

I think they will probably make that a billionaire access only resource "fresh oxygen from a real tree"

They took all the trees, put ’em in a tree museum and they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see ’em