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[–] 57 points 8 months ago* (22 children)

Before:

After, and only available for 2026:

In other news, the Treasury is drafting a new $1 coin with the fuck-knuckle on both sides

Drafted image (WIP)

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  • [–] 103 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    The latter is literally illegal, and has been since 1866. No portraits or likeness of a living person may be put on US currency, bonds, or securities. For very good reason.

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    A laser cutter could etch "TRAITOR" across his face in bulk

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I'd like to find something anti-Donvict to stamp on all my paper money so it circulates with that on there.

    Any ideas?

    How much does a laser cutter cost?

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I will happily throw these in the trash where they belong if I ever come across them.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    I'd gather them up and melt them down into ingots, then sell the ingot for scrap. It would probably become a net loss overall, but anything to rid the nation of that insufferable traitor's visage on our currency.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago* (6 children)

    Besides being illegal, that is not a very wise thing to do. Given enough time, the majority of those coins in circulation are going to be defaced. Of course, you’d have to be looney to use a coin for a dollar in the first place, but what do I know, eh?

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    looney

    (I get the feeling the joke was intentional)

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I love a dollar coin. They last longer and are superior to paper. Love the Euro system. 1 and 2 euro coins, bills start at 5 euro

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