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“God is nonbinary”: GOP activates over Talarico’s past comments characterizing him as too radical for Texas (www.texastribune.org)

submitted 8 months ago by Beep@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 151 points 8 months ago (4 children)

“MY GOD HAS A DICK!! IT’S BIG AND VEINY AND THROBBING AND NOBODY’S GONNA TELL ME DIFFERENT!!!” - Evangelicals, apparently.

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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago

Turns out they also don't like it when you say that. It's like pick a lane people

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Uh oh, Mike Johnson better contact his son...

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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 3 points 7 months ago

Retconning all godesses makes Yahweh an incel.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 point 7 months ago

Already a song about god's dick

https://youtu.be/QSmYxKIs3PI

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