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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon blows his dad's mind (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

when does it get bigger? almost 40years and I'm still waiting

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[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 17 points 8 months ago*

Check your spam folder

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

Have you ever thought about anything erotic, such as rhubarb?

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[–] MonsterCity7732@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

It only grows due to testosterone exposure during pre-natal development. It can grow a little bit in AFAB individuals who take testosterone but if you're AMAB and it's fully developed it's as big as it'll get for you.

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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

Find porn you enjoy, watch it grow.

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