I ate dog biscuits as a party trick when I was 12 years old. They were fairly bland.

I ate cat food when I was about 8. I was sitting with some friends in their backyard and put my hand down and it landed inside a bag. I thought it was a bag of some kind of snack food, so I ate it. It did not taste very good.

If you were traumatized by it somehow maybe.

Was it delicious?

If you start growing dog ears it might be a good idea to visit a doctor. If it's just a tail there's nothing to worry about. Maybe.

Way to trivialize what might have been something someone needs right now.