tldr: More timely market manipulation (conveniently released alarmist faux journalism introduced onto newswire as US indices reach VWAP)

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[–] 11 points 8 months ago (4 children)

"Aspired" doing a lot of heavy lifting there...

We just merc'd their political and religious leader, fucking obviously they would want to strike back on US soil.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Might as well be "FBI warns Iran aspired to finally get in shape and fit back into her skinny jeans again."

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