"Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is leaving the department and being replaced by Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.), President Trump said Thursday."

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[–] 24 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

How many Scaramucci's is that?

A "Scaramucci" (or "Mooch") equals 11 days, which is the total length of time Anthony Scaramucci served as White House Communications Director in 2017.

January 25th 2025 to March 5th 2026 = 404 days / 11 = 36.72 Scaramucci's.

Bonus Fun Fact: Kristi's full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem, which means the monogram on her bathrobe says "KLAN."

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah it's totally not weird that her parents made one of her middle names "Arnold"

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    And that she dresses as a man.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    She dresses as all sorts of things: cowgirl, police officer, navy sailor, police officer, construction worker, soldier..

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