I've always wanted to just park an enclosed trailer on the street to use as a bike garage. I know the Dutch solution to bike storage is to just have a crappy enough bike that no one wants to steal it, and you dont care about leaving it in the elements, but I want nice bikes, lol.

If I can park a car on the same spot indefinitely, why can't I do a trailer full of bikes?

Those bike lockers address theft, but not protection from the elements. They want it to be translucent for safety, but you could do that with plexiglass.