Berenstein bears, as the Jewish name, was the original and Berenstain is the cover-up.
Crackpot.
The Berenstein texts were inducing rebellion against authority.
Double-crackpot.
Unfortunately, it was discovered early and replaced with minions of the lizard people cabal elite, AKA the Berenstain.
Triple-crackpot.
It's in the name, "stain of the Beren".
Anyway, these minions hid propaganda in the altered texts which promoted obedience and subservience.
Am I getting shitposted?
It should be obvious by now that the theory is racist towards the lizard people. It's not like they're all part of the not-so-secret cabal out for world domination.
This has to be shitpost, right? ...right?