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[–] 20 points 8 months ago

So, MAGA, let's check the scoreboard:

  • America First: tell it to Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, NATO, et al.

  • Lower prices on Day One: past Day 400, and prices are higher than ever.

  • Deport all the illegal immigrant criminals: As well as innocent people, school kids, veterans, old people, sick people, American citizens, even MAGAs.

  • Lower Crime: Enforced by Paramilitary Death Squads roaming the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against people that piss them off for any reason.

  • Release the Epstein Files: Except any that mention Trump, or his friends.

So why are you still on board? Is it the mind-boggling corruption, like openly accepting bribes in front of the entire world?

Or is it the virtuosic incompetence? Like a health system that has caused the first measles epidemic in decades?

I'll bet it's the Pedophilia. The one thing a MAGA can count on is that they'll go the distance to cover pedophilia. THAT you can count on. And that's important because...

ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles.

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