Loading: Secret Party Island. Tip: Crouching while hiding in bushes and or being in an unlit area makes you less likely to be detected.
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[–] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Unironically, something like "Don't forget to fear God and keep His commandments!". I mean, we'd have full confirmation of a creator intelligence if we had loading screens, lol.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Dunno, could be evolution. Creatures with loading screens would likely be more suited to survival if the tips are actually useful.

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