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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I'm 45 and I have ~$10k in savings.

I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it

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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

I was going to flex on how I had more savings and youth than you but I blinked and it was gone.

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

If I didn't have Medicaid there would be no savings at all

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie...

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[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Well I'm a loser

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

You're not.

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