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Smells (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by diemartin@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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XCancel: https://xcancel.com/ronnui_/status/1294677498064756737

Original: https://x.com/ronnui_/status/1294677498064756737

A few months ago, we were at a supermarket with my mom, buying some stuff.

My mom needed an antiperspirant. When she was about to grab a black one, I heard a guy "helpfully" telling her that she was grabbing one "For Men™", that the ones "For Women™" were the pink ones.

I immediately looked at the guy like "lol what, who asked".

(My mom uses "men's" antiperspirants because she doesn't care about that, and they are usually cheaper than "women's")

Screenshot of a Twitter post from user Ron Iver (ronnui_ with an underscore at the end) as viewed through a Nitter instance. The post says:

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"?

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I was at the grocery store with my brother in law and saw some guys girlfriend giving him shit over the men’s scents for body wash.

“Men’s stuff all smells like wood. Why?!”

Without skipping a beat, I ran over, picked up a bottle and said “whoa, I want to smell like wood”

Girlfriend glared daggers at me, as apparently I had just diffused the debate of the century, while her boyfriend was giving me thumbs up and smiling.

For the rest of the day, my brother in law and I would respond to everything with “smells like wood”

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

wood smells good tho

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[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

The ancient Egyptians used sandalwood to produce perfume oils. Smelling like wood isn't ever going out of style.

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